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DEAL: (Choose any quote, any font, any color. One standard size for $10!) THESE ARE THE TOP 20!
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Live well, laugh often, love much
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I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me. Work is for people who don't know how to golf. Dear Lord- I need your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth. Brain cells come and brain cells go... but fat cells last forever. Don't spend money you haven't earned to buy things you don't need to impress people you don't like. I had to quit jogging for health reasons....my thighs were rubbing together so much my underpants caught on fire! If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, you don't live in a small town. Give a man an inch and he'll think he's a ruler. Marriage is made in heaven, but then again, so is thunder and lightning. Husband for sale. Remote included. He who laughs last thinks slow. Lying about my age is easier now since sometimes I forget what it is. Be nice to your kids, they pick your nursing home. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. It is not an empty nest until they get their stuff out of the attic. Tell the truth, there's less to remember! Practice makes perfect, just be careful what you practice! Birthdays are a gift from God, that's why we cant return them! Life is nothing like the brochure! Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Sometimes I wake up GROUCHY A woman is like a tea bag, you never know If the shoe fits buy it in every color! An old fisherman lives here with the catch My husband wears the pants in the family I child proofed my home and they still get in Mirror, Mirror on the wall, I've become my mother after all If I can't be seen, I'm on the green. My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand Aged to perfection I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, I'm not unorganized, I just need a bigger craft room. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Live long enough to be a problem for your children. I can still drive 300 yards.... in my golf cart. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. If it weren't for last minute, nothing would get done. I'd enjoy the day more if it started later. If I could remember your name, I'd ask you where I left my keys. Anyone who says money cant buy happiness, doesn't know where to shop I don't repeat gossip. Listen closely the first time Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are |
HOME May our home be warm and our friends be many Home is where mom is Home is where your honey is A house is built with boards and beams, A home is built with love and dreams A house is made of brick and stone, a home is make of love alone Home is where the hugs are Love begins at home A happy home is filled with love and laughter There's no place like home.... A small house will hold as much happiness as a big one! God rest your love upon this door.... Bless this home forever more Where there is love in the heart.... There is joy in the home In our home let love abide, and bless all those who step inside WELCOME Love is spoken here Being away is fine, but being home is best A warm country welcome Enter with a happy heart WELCOME FRIENDS God Bless Our Home Home is where the heart is Happiness is homemade Home is where our story begins Home is where we hang our memories Sit long. Converse, our house doesn't always look like this....it's usually worse. Speak kind words There's no place like home There is beauty all around, when there's love at home No matter what, no matter where, it's always home if love is there Welcome home Home sweet home God bless this house As for me and my house we shall serve the Lord Home is where our story begins Happiness is homemade Home is the place we grumble the most and are loved the best. Home is where they have to let you in. Bless this home with love and laughter Home can be a heaven on earth Live simply. Laugh often.
Love deeply.
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| INSPIRATIONAL Be grateful, Be smart, Be involved, Be clean, Be true, Be positive, Be humble, Be still, Be prayerful Cast thy burden on the Lord and he shall sustain thee. -PS. 55:22 Choose The Right CTR Count your blessings, name them one by one. Did you think to pray? I am a child of God I love to see the temple lift up your heart, lift up your voice! Rejoice, again I say Rejoice! Return with Honor Stand a little taller Stand ye in holy places What would Jesus do? families are forever Lead me, Guide me, Walk beside me Love one another Count your blessings Kindness matters Come follow me Do what is right Called to serve Love at home Teach me to walk in the light of his love... Keep the Commandments Jesus once was a little child.... Families can be together forever We listen to a prophets voice Follow the prophet Living right is like shaving- no matter how good you do it today, you'll still have to do it again tomorrow LDS When being in love means Eternity isn't long enough You and me for Eternity I didn't say it would be easy, I said it was worth it As I have loved you, love one another I will follow God's plan for me. Prayers go up, blessings come down. |
INSPIRATIONAL Follow your dreams When life gets you down, and it's too hard to stand....kneel. Don't let the fear of striking out prevent you from playing the game. Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see. The sky is the limit when your heart is in it. A person's true character is revealed by what they do when no one is watching. It's easy to stand with the crowd. It takes a lot of courage to stand alone. We can't all be stars.....but we can all twinkle. Today is a new beginning To imagine is everything A life without cause is a life without effect If you can dream it, you can do it! Live the life you have imagined Make a wish The difference between
ordinary and extraordinary, Those who reach touch the stars Wish it, dream it, do it! We create tomorrows by what we dream today A winner is a dreamer who never quits Become who you are Everyday is another chance to make your dreams come true Example is not the main
thing in influencing others, Go for it! Life is not a dress rehearsal. Goals are dreams with deadlines. It is magnificent to grow older, if one keeps young while doing it. It is only when it is darkest that you can see the stars. Friends are like flowers in the garden of life. Take time for what soothes your soul If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. Plan ahead....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. The person who removes
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May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door. Kindness always warms the heart Be it ever so humble there's no place like home. Simplify! Throw everything out! The Simple Life Love lives in happy hearts Sit Relax Gossip Family Friends Traditions Memories made here Dream a little My wife wanted a new experience so I showed her the kitchen! This home isn't under construction...Kids just live here Love warms the heart Primitive Blessings Home is where happy memories grow No matter what...Families are Forever We are Blessed Family Matters Our family is a circle of strength LOVE-Makes a Family Faith Family Friends Forever Forever for always for no matter what Home is the starting place of love and dreams Take time to be thankful There is always something to be thankful for Friends and Family are like good wine, and I have the best! Friends yesterday, Lovers today, Soul mates Forever Remember the day's blessings, Forget the day's troubles Like branches on a tree, our lives may grow in differet directions, yet our roots remain as one Kitchens were made to bring families together Together is a wonderful place to be Cherish the simple things Find the good in every day The world is full of beauty when the heart is full of love There is spirit, there is grace, in my peaceful country place Sew much fabric, Sew little time A family is a gift that lasts forever A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you are Moments to Remember The most treasured heirlooms are the sweetest memories of our family Generations of love Love conquers all Now & Forever Because you know everything about me....and still love me. Let the magic begin! Joined in heart may the two of us never part Family A Legacy of Love LOVE Life love laughter All this because two people fell in love Love is spoken here We may not have it altogether, but together we have it all The best thing to hold on to in life is each other Love is patient Love is kind Peace, love, joy Sow kindness, Gather love The greatest gift is to give love, to get it in return is a blessing It's never too late to live happily ever after Once upon a time.....they lived happily ever after Live well laugh often love much Believe in magic! Don't forget to kiss me goodnight Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be Happiness is being married to your best friend Squeeze me tight and kiss me goodnight You are my everything To the world I may be one person, but to one person I may be the world You are my sunshine Where there is great love there are always miracles |
KIDS
Guess how much I love you? Prince sleeping Princess sleeping Daddy's little princess Daddy's little girl A dream is a wish the heart makes We are in GODS hands Good night sweet prince Tall oaks from little acorns grow Babies are angels with invisible wings No joys on earth bring greater pleasure It's not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh to God, love us Babies are such sweet beginnings Babies touch the world with love SHHHHH.... BE BEARY QUIET Flowers bloomed the day you were born Our blessing from up above Sleeping babies must be what heaven is like See the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child BABY FACE Cute little baby face A precious new baby has come from above So precious to me, baby of mine A bundle of joy is our little boy Daddy's little girl and loving it I am a child of God My brother, my buddy! Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, that's what little boys are made of Sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what little girls are made of So tiny so small so loved by all Special things come in small packages Sweet dreams, Sleep tight, We love you, Goodnight Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Do you know how loved you are? With every little baby's birth, God sends his love and joy to earth At first a pesky brother, now I wouldn't trade for any other I love to dance It's not easy being a princess. Boys are bad except for DAD! When I grow up I want to be, just like my daddy. Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight I wish I may, I
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FAMILY
Loving, caring, sharing, this is family Bless all who gather here Children are like seeds, water them and they will grow Our family is raised on love Our family tree is full of nuts Our families love is tied together with heartstrings FAMILIES ARE FOREVER Having someone to love is family, having somewhere to go is home, having both is a blessing Love one another A mother's love lasts a lifetime WE ARE FAMILY A happy family is but an earlier heaven Families are like fudge.... mostly sweet with a few nuts Smiling hearts, beautiful faces, good times, happy places A true sister is a friend who listens with her heart I never knew how much love my heart could hold until somebody called me mommy Sisters are joined heart to heart Sisters by chance, friends by choice A family stitched together with love, seldom unravels. M stands for mom NOT maid. Family ties are precious threads no matter where we roam, they draw us close to those we love, and pull our hearts to home. Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Enjoy the little things. Faith. family. friends. Life isn't measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away. Plant smiles. Grow giggles. Harvest love. Remember who you are. Together we make a family. Time with those one loves is the greatest gift. Grandchildren complete life's circle of love. There's no place like home, except Grandma's. Some of my greatest blessings call me Mom |
KITCHEN
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Cozy country kitchen Dinner tastes better when we eat together Many have eaten here, few have died If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy! Simplify Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator The kitchen is the heart of the home Good food-Good friends-Good times This is our gathering place Gather around the table Cafe' Bon Apetit' Chocolate' Pleasure in the cooking puts perfection in the meals Let's eat! Never trust a skinny cook Eat dessert first No man has been shot while doing the dishes Life is too short to drink bad wine Where there is love in the heart, there is joy in the home Cooking is love made visible Laughter is brightest where food is best The torch of love is lit in the kitchen For health, for family, for good food and fun, for staying young while growing old, we give thee thanks Real men wear aprons Today's menu: Two choices.....Take it or leave it! Crumbs of happiness make a loaf of contentment |
